In response to Sonja's little run-in with the Oracle of Delphi
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You asked:
What is this?
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The Oracle replied:
This is the Oracle. Ask any question and Ill answer it.
You asked:
What is your name?
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The Oracle replied:
I am Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi.
You asked:
Do you know my name?
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The Oracle replied:
Id rather talk about you.
You asked:
What should we talk about?
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The Oracle replied:
Go home.
You asked:
Why should I go home?
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The Oracle replied:
Its the direct result of how you were raised
You asked:
I suppose, but where will I live in the future?
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The Oracle replied:
On a boat.
You asked:
Why will I be living on a boat?
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The Oracle replied:
This was decided a long time ago, before you or I were even born. Do you have anything else on your mind?
You asked:
Will I be successful in the future?
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The Oracle replied:
Doesnt look too good.
You asked:
What do you mean?
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The Oracle replied:
Youll need someone else to interpret my answers.
You asked:
Will you stop scaring me like this?
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The Oracle replied:
That could be only on theory. On reality, never.
You asked:
Are you a stalker?
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The Oracle replied:
I havent found out myself yet.
You asked:
So you arent sure, or have you not decided yet?
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The Oracle replied:
Yes.
You asked:
Ooookay?
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The Oracle replied:
Yeah.
You asked:
Youre just screwing with me, arent you?
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The Oracle replied:
I know I am.
You asked:
Fine, then tell me who you really are,,,
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The Oracle replied:
From you it feels real.
You asked:
Are you coming on to me?
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The Oracle replied:
Not any longer. I used to be.
You asked:
You win some, you lose some, hm?
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The Oracle replied:
Im in a hurry here, do you have something else on your mind?
You asked:
Are you busy?
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The Oracle replied:
I have 1 customer at the moment. But of course I have time for you, whats on your mind?
You asked:
Customer... Are you a prostitute?
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The Oracle replied:
Ive been waiting for this! ♥
You asked:
What are you going to do to me?
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The Oracle replied:
Wait till were alone.
You asked:
Are you sure we should be doing this?
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The Oracle replied:
I am always sure and always serious. As an Oracle I cant fool around.
You asked:
Do you really think this is the right thing to be doing?
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The Oracle replied:
Today I do, but tomorrow I dont.
You asked:
So is this just a fling?
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The Oracle replied:
Yes.
You asked:
Is that all I am to you?
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The Oracle replied:
Yes, but things will not go quite as you expect.
You asked:
Then how will it go?
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The Oracle replied:
Everything will go fine, need not to worry.
You asked:
I dont feel like I want to, anyways...
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The Oracle replied:
I dont see what you mean.
You asked:
Thats too bad...
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The Oracle replied:
Yes, it is too bad.
You asked:
Were through, Pythia...
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The Oracle replied:
*Smiles and nods*
You asked:
Goodbye Pythia...
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The Oracle replied:
Im sure well meet again.
You asked:
Lets hope not...
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The Oracle replied:
Lets wait for a while.
You asked:
It doesnt work like that.
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The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.
You asked:
Bye *leaves*
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The Oracle replied:
See you later!